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Saturday, September 07, 2013

Watersports in countries nsfw



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Saturday, August 24, 2013

@mahimkajerry on happy trick money for parents



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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Why Indian students are so disliked in USA?

Why Indian students are so disliked in USA?

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said: "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish 'from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class: 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*** the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded.

Chandrasekhar put up his hand. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said: 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks: 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says: 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells: 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said: 'You little shit. If you say anything more, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice: 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said: 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly: 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'
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Sunday, July 14, 2013

Monsoon innovations



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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Messenger Lamp for our wishes

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Notty kids

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Friday, December 30, 2011

Snow Sculpture

Awesome snow art!

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